Trump succeeded in getting the media off of Russia by throwing out a couple of shiny objects – transgenders in the military and build the wall or else.
Trump has gone to war with his own party. It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.
Jared Kushner is negotiating peace again in the Middle East. Government cameras only. No journalists.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Trump’s base is their base. That’s why they won’t put country before party (or their own careers.)
Republican Texas fun facts: Texas wants to secede from the nation and members of congress voted against federal aid for New York and New Jersey after Hurricane Sandy hit.
Mandatory evacuations along the Texas Gulf Coast in anticipation of Hurricane Harvey. Four people living in a mobile home park on the beach are refusing to leave because they don’t believe the fake news.
The German magazine, “Stern,” put Trump on the cover doing the Nazi salute.
Punch a Nazi San Francisco style: Dog owners have been preparing for a right wing rally that is coming to town tomorrow by saving their dog’s poop so they can scatter it on the grass where the rally goers will be. Nazis will have to stomp on dog shit while they stomp on everybody who isn’t white. After the rally is over, the dog owners will clean up the mess because they’re nice.
When Doug Ducey, the Republican governor of Arizona, refused to remove a confederate monument from the state capitol after Charlottesville, an Arizona woman decorated it with a giant second place participation ribbon.
After several weeks, Trump sent Sarah Huckabee Sanders out to say, “The president is going to repeal and replace Obamacare and the wall will be built. Also, he has created one million jobs, the stock market is at an all time high, I can’t comment, again, like I said, uh, uh, uh, we’ll keep you guys posted, that’s ridiculous and outrageous and undignified, blah blah blah blah blah.”
77% of under educated white Republican voters approve of Trump.
“Trump insulting you is like being called dumb by somebody with a bucket on their head” – Randi Rhodes
News flash! People trust the media more than they do Trump.
Did you know? Trump has a spiritual advisor. Her name is Paula White and she is on TV. She is warning people that if they oppose Trump, they oppose God.
Former Goldman Sachs president, and the current director of the National Economic Council, Gary Cohn, is one of the wealthiest employees in the White House. He’s Jewish but he says he won’t be following everybody else out the door in the wake of Trump defending Nazis because he’s a patriot. He prayed to his money god about what to do and the money god said yes, you are a patriot.
Hillary was totally creeped out by Trump breathing down her neck during one of the debates. Before the actual debate Trump tried to throw her off by calling a press conference with women who claimed Bill Clinton had sexually harassed them. Then he put them all in seats near the front row of the debate to intimidate her. Before the debate she had to practice touching him. She really didn’t want to have to shake his hand because he’s so disgusting. But she had to. Debating him was beneath her. Touching him is beneath any woman.
When asked about Trump getting impeached Roger Stone said that the Democrats need to get over it because Trump kicked Hillary’s ass. He warned everybody that if Trump is impeached people will die. “This isn’t 1973. Everybody is armed. If Trump is impeached, there will be civil war and any politician who votes for impeachment is putting his own life at risk.”
Net immigration is 0. Trump’s big claims that Mexicans are taking over and raping our women, robbing us, and killing us with stolen guns is one of the 1,000+ documented lies that he has told.
It’s Friday. Eat a healthy breakfast, drink plenty of fluids, keep your head up, and brace yourselves for today’s breaking news.