Economically disadvantaged white people descended upon the University of Virginia carrying lit tiki torches they bought at Pier One Imports chanting, “White Lives Matter” and “Jews Will Not Replace Us.” You sure told us, oppressed white people. Now go back to your mothers’ basements where you came from.
Hillary Clinton was right. Trump supporters are deplorable.
If black people showed up carrying lit torches they’d be met by the National Guard.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Alt-right means nazi.
15,000 people visit the island of Guam every day during peak tourist season.They’re being told now that their vacations may be cut short by a nuclear bomb. If a bomb drops, they’ve been instructed to take a shower right away, but when they do they’re not to use conditioner because it could bind the radioactive material. Oh and don’t look at the flashing light because it could blind you.Trump told the governor of Guam he’s lucky because tourism is going to increase. What to the hell?
Trumpsters get off on Trump’s tough talk on North Korea but have no problem with his lips being sealed on Russia.That’s because they can’t think for themselves and Trump knows it.
Low information voters call liberals commies but could care less about Russiagate.
Trump says it may be time to take military action in Venezuala.
All of this talk about bombing the shit out of everybody is because Robert Mueller is closing in on him and instead of throwing up his hands and saying, “Don’t shoot,” he’s waving his hands like a mad man saying, “I’m gonna shoot! I’m gonna shoot!”
Sebastian Gorka gets the prize for being the creepiest member of the Kremlin Klan.He makes $155,000 a year but nobody knows what he does.Nobody even knows if he has security clearance.If Rex Tillerson knew what he was doing he’d make sure that Dorka Gorka got the boot.
Former Secretary of Defense, CIA Director, and White House Chief of Staff, Leon Panetta, says that this is the most dangerous time in the country since the 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis.
“If everybody in this country voted the Democrats would be in for the next 100 years” – John Kenneth Galbraith
Trump’s password is password.
Trump says that General Kelly is his friend.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders said Trump was just being sarcastic when he said Putin was reducing our payroll.When reporters asked Trump if he was being sarcastic, he said no. Trump is not smart enough to be sarcastic.
The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town.
The president on the bus goes tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet. The president on the bus goes tweet tweet tweet, all through the town.
Mitch the Bitch goes you better shut up, you better shut up, you better shut up. Mitch the Bitch goes you better shut up all through the town
The Speaker of the House goes Yes Sir Sir, Yes Sir Sir, Yes Sir Sir. The Speaker of the House goes Yes Sir Sir all through the town.
The citizen on the bus screams HELP HELP HELP, HELP HELP HELP, HELP HELP HELP. The citizen on the bus screams HELP HELP HELP all through the town
The journalist on the bus says WTF, WTF, WTF. The journalist on the bus says WTF WTF WTF all through the town
Mitch the Bitch, Speaker of the House, citizen and journalist get thrown under the bus, under the bus, under the bus. Mitch the Bitch, Speaker of the House, citizen and journalist get thrown under the bus on the outskirts of town.
The Russian on the bus thinks Попался Попался Попался, Попался Попался Попался, The Russian on the bus thinks Попался Попался Попался as the wheels fall off the bus.