Chicken run

It’s rainy in New Jersey. Poor Donnie can’t go outside to play so he’s staying inside, eating fried chicken, drinking Diet Coke, and getting caught up on his tweeting.

The Fairness Doctrine was a policy of the FCC that kept the media from bullshitting viewers. Anything that went over the public airwaves had to be honest, equitable, and balanced. Then Reagan abolished it which gave rise to right wing radio, televangelists, and the Moral Majority who rounded up congregations to vote Republican which gave rise to really rich right wing people buying up all the little radio stations so they could air right wing propaganda on several stations in red states all day long which gave rise to 24 hours a day cable “news” Republican propaganda Faux News which gave rise to alt right websites and blogs which gave rise to “fake news” which gave rise to “President Trump” and state TV, “Real News” filmed in Trump Tower starring Trump’s daughter in law.

Does Trump’s daughter in law get press clearance now?

Trump’s talking head (his daughter in law, what’s her name) told whoever was watching his show that Trump has created 1 million jobs, unemployment rate is at a 16 year low, and consumer confidence is at a 16 year high.

The president of the united states got his briefing this morning from Fox News.

The morning media is reporting on Trump’s tweets.

Chicken Little Mitch McConnell says the sky is still falling.

A very clever activist projected the Russian flag and “follow the money” on the side of Trump SoHo. People dressed as Russian soldiers stood at attention in front of the building.

Congressman Buddy Carter of Georgia says Trump will be president for 8 years and that the Affordable Care Act is a train wreck. Buddy is a fried chicken.

Chicken shit Republican Congressman Darrell Issa said the Affordable Care Act is “Stalin-type socialism.” Hey Democratic National Party!! You should do man-in-the-street interviews in “real America” and use them in your 2018 TV commercials. First question – “What’s a stalin?”

America is running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

The judiciary branch is chicken soup for America’s soul.

When Democratic Congresswoman Maxine Waters was asked how long it will to take for Trump to be impeached she answered, “I don’t know, but I give it till December.”

Sean Hannity wants his viewers to boycott Rachel Maddow’s advertisers. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Rubber chicken! Rubber chicken!

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Mike Pence says he’s not running for president in 2020.

Guitarist and co-founder of the band Journey, Neal Schon, is really pissed at the rest of the band for going to the White House and posing for photos. He said it could be the end of the band. They could be going their Separate Ways.

Trump says he’s going to give a major briefing on the opioid crisis today at 3:00.Will he call addicts losers or will he try and cash in on anti-nausea and constipation remedies?

Nixon’s last meal on the job was cottage cheese, pineapple and milk.Trump’s will be a tub of Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Diet Coke, which he’ll profit from, bigly.

Why did the Republican cross the road? He thought the chicken had money.

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