Attorney General Jeff Sessions did a press conference to say that the Department of Justice is going to crack down on leakers and the press. They’re going to prosecute anyone who isn’t loyal to Trump. He claims that more classified information has leaked in 6 months than the previous 3 years combined, when we didn’t have a madman in power. “Rogue anonymous sources with security clearances” are going to be prosecuted as criminals. He was talking to Trump, not because he opens his big mouth and leaks classified information on Twitter, TV, and to the Russians in the Oval Office. No, he didn’t say this to warn Twitler to knock it off, he did it because he wants Trump to like him again.

Did it work? Will the media stop talking about the Russia investigation and talk about a DIFFERENT investigation – LEAKERS???!!!!

Whistle Blowers Anonymous meeting – Saturday morning at the Capitol Hill Wake Up Cafe at tee time.

The Milk People don’t meet. They just want to be left alone.

How do we know if it’s a good leak (you guys, you’ll never believe what’s going on in the White House – this shit is crazy – HELP!) or a bad leak (top secret information that could get us all killed)? Depends.

Amazon is selling toilet paper with Trump’s tweets printed on it.

MSNBC reporter did a man in the halls of congress interview asking the same question, “Is Trump honest?” Answers correlated with the amount of brown on each politician’s nose.

Kellyanne wants a lie detector in the White House but she won’t be using it.

Twitler went to coal country and told everybody there that he saved them. Everybody went crazy. He did it! He did it! He saved the coal industry and made America great again! When he got home, he retweeted the electoral map.

300 coal jobs were created.

Trump got tired of the search for a new FBI director so he said, “Just pick somebody.”

Twitler moved into his New Jersey country club for a couple of weeks to get away from the General because nobody puts Baby in the corner.

Remember “pharma bro” Martin Shkreli, the 34 year old shit who raised the price of a life saving drug by 5,000%? He was just convicted on three counts of fraud in federal court. He could do 20 years in prison on each count, plus another 5 years on the final count. Maybe the warden will let him share a cell with Jared Kushner since they’re the same age and color and have balance sheets with unearned income in common.

Obama handed Trump an economy that was close to what economists consider full employment but Trump continues to tell his base that the economy was a disaster and only he can save them.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Republicans aren’t talking about the second amendment or abortion right now because it’s not election season.

Enjoy your two week vacation, America.


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