What time is it?

The needy, narcissistic, sociopathic, pathological liar timed a Dear Leader rally while news broke that Robert Mueller impaneled a second grand jury to investigate Trump and his campaign. He went into the safe zone in West Virginia to throw dripping, warm, fresh meat to a crowd of angry, white low information voters. He needed to feed his ego and keep his base in check. There were no carefully placed people behind Trump holding signs that read, “Women for Trump,” “Blacks for Trump,” or “Gays for Trump.” No time for that. He told the crowd that the Russia investigation is a hoax and that investigators should be looking into Hillary’s 33,000 e-mails, her paid speeches to Russia, her businesses with Russia, and the uranium she sold to angry Russians. The crowd went crazy! “LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!”

Trump told his groupies that the whole Russia thing is because the Democrats are sore losers.They can’t get over losing. It was the biggest loss in the history of American politics. The crowd went wild and believed every word of it because Fox News viewers will believe anything. They don’t know it, but they’re running out of time.

Mr. Potato Heads goosed Mrs. Potato Heads throughout the crowd while the Dead Duck President was talking because that kind of amped up Fox News rhetoric gets their spuds up. Duck duck goose.

MSNBC and CNN didn’t air Trump’s prime time speech. It’s about damn time.

A grand jury can subpoena Trump. It’s about damn time.

It’s rare for grand juries not to indict. If you lie you go to jail. It’s just a matter of time.

If subpoenaed, he’ll have to appear before the grand jury without his lawyer. He’ll be all alone, sitting on a hard chair, staring at people who have power over him. Will he take his lawyer’s advice and plead the fifth or will he go nuts and blather on and on in an attempt to gain power over the grand jury? He won’t be able to keep his mouth shut. He’ll make an ass out of himself and will shoot himself in the country club foot for the very last time. It’s about damn time.

Republicans are starting to break with the ranks and fall out of line. It’s about damn time.

The Senate has unanimously blocked Trump from making recess appointments. Senators will meet pro forma during recess so Trump can’t fire anybody and then appoint anyone new on his own. Country before party? Bipartisanship? IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME!

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Actor James Woods said that he has ever witnessed such hatred for a man who is willing to work for free to make his beloved country a better place. “It is pathological,” he said. Defending shitty Republicans is James Woods’s favorite past time.

Russia’s prime minister warned Trump that the US “establishment” is out to get him. They don’t like him. They’re making him look like a dope.

Transcripts leaked out that captured what Trump said to the leaders of Mexico and Australia soon after he took the thrown. He asked the President of Mexico to go along with him about the wall so he wouldn’t look like a dope. He asked the Prime Minister of Australia to go along with him about not taking any refugees so he wouldn’t look weak. This pissed our allies off which pissed the Boy King off – he said talking to Putin was easier and more enjoyable than talking to them.

The Secret Service had to move out of Trump Tower into a trailer on the street because the landlord wanted too much rent.

Angie’s List advertises on Sean Hannity’s show.

California congressman Darrell Issa took the time to tell one of his constituents to shut up in a parking lot. Someone video taped it and put it on the internet. Good times.

Someone hacked into a digital sign on a highway leading in to California’s state capitol in Sacramento that read, “Trump has herpes.” Caltrans took its time fixing it.

After the news broke about the second grand jury, a double rainbow appeared above the White House. It’s about time.

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