Trump introduced General Kelly to his cabinet this morning using his third grade vocabulary. “The economy is doing incredibly well and many other things.” He bragged about how great America is already, thanks to him, and said that General Kelly will go down in history as being the greatest Chief of Staff in history. Jared Kushner was there, sitting at the kid’s table. Jeff Sessions was there, too, but he got tabled.
Before going into the cabinet room, he referred to it as the board room. Everybody at the meeting said with their eyes, “Welcome to the bored room.”
He lied during the swearing in ceremony by saying there is no chaos in the White House and that the country is doing fantastically spectacularly well.
General Kelly in, Megyn Kelly out.
Putin says Russia will respond in kind if the US lays down more sanctions. This is the most aggressive comment made by Russia towards the US since 1917.
If Putin puts sanctions on the US by pulling rubles out, it will only affect Trump and the mob.
Trump hasn’t said anything about Putin’s threat.
Trump boasted on Twitter this morning that EVERYTHING IS GREAT!!!!! “Highest Stock Market EVER, best economic numbers in years, unemployment lowest in 17 years, wages raising, border secure, S.C.: No WH chaos!” Phew! We’re not going to die! America is great again!
Trump is really enjoying riding the wave of the Obama economy.
He’s not strategic. He’s an impulsive, arrogant, vindictive fool. That’s all there is to “get.”
General Barry McCaffrey called Trump a dangerous rogue actor.
The US flew a couple of bombers over North Korea to send the message, “Our Leader is Crazier and Scarier than Your Leader.”
When asked about North Korea this morning he said, “We’ll handle North Korea. We’ll be able to handle it. It will be handled. We can handle everything.”
Darrell Issa is the richest member of Congress. He says our poor are the “envy of the world.”
The Fox News audience is getting older and will die off in due time. That’s good news.
Republican Senator Jeff Flake of Arizona is up for re-election in 2018. Trump doesn’t like him. Flake just wrote a book, “Conscience of a Conservative: A Rejection of Destructive Politics and a Return to Principle.” He admits that the GOP is no longer the party of limited government, that they laid the ground for someone like Trump to rise to power, and that automation took jobs. What do you know?!!! A Republican who doesn’t qualify for the daily Republican Hypocrite of the Day!
Trump never laughs.
How Mitch the Bitch is spending his summer vacation: Spending $8 million from his super PAC to get his candidate elected in the Alabama senate race.
Republicans are back home for summer recess. Everybody but Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, and John McCain are hiding under their covers, curtains drawn, lights out. When things go bump in the night, they freak out and yell, “WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT WAS THAT? Mitch told me to do it! I am not a monster!!!”
Trump is giving a medal of honor today. What could go wrong?
Trump is threatening to withhold payments to insurance companies so he can let Obamacare fail. The US government is now an Atlantic City casino.
The very threat that Trump will renege on payments to insurance companies will drive premiums up and the Republicans will blame Obamacare.
The party is over. Trump is a man without a party and the GOP is on life support.