The New York Times compares Trump aides to “Stewards of a Syphilitic Emperor.”
James Buchal, chairman of Portland’s GOP party, said he thinks it’s time to hire armed right-wing militia members as bodyguards to protect Republicans on the street.
Paul Ryan said that the buzz about impeachment is nothing more than the latest celebrity scandal.
Only 8 out of the 217 House Republicans are holding town halls during recess. The rest of them are too scared.
Trump has decided to withdraw from the Paris Climate Accord.
A small number of Trump voters in “Real America” are starting to get suspicious that their billionaire blue collar hero is really a coastal elite.
Trump’s personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, famous for threatening Trump’s critics and reporters, is now the subject of a congressional investigation. His wife is Ukrainian.
Pat Robertson said God put Trump in office so there you go.
Trump has been giving out his personal cell phone number to foreign leaders saying, “Call me”.
The good news is nobody is talking about where transgender people pee anymore.
One of Ivanka’s Chinese factories is a shoe factory where workers make $1 an hour. China Labor Watch has been investigating it for worker rights violations. One activist was just arrested and two are now missing.
Republican Hypocrites Fun Fact: Congressman Darrell Issa is as right as rein but he’s been moving to the middle in order to keep his seat in November 2018 even though he has voted with Trump 100%. When it comes to business, he thinks that business owners should be able to do whatever they want with whoever they want without government interference. He voted in favor of repealing a rule the required energy companies to disclose payments to foreign governments. He voted no to demanding Trump’s tax returns because it’s nobody’s business how filthy rich people got that way (he’s the richest member of congress.) He doesn’t believe in climate change and thinks that profit should trump clean air, water and the future of the planet. He supported the firing of Comey and doesn’t believe gay people should have equal rights. He cast the 216th and decisive vote for Trumpcare without a CBO score. He spent years trying to impeach Obama with never ending conspiracy theories but won’t impeach Trump. Every Tuesday morning, hundreds of people show up at his office to protest him. Yesterday he climbed up on top of his roof to get away from them.
Twitler doesn’t have nearly as many followers as his Twitter page says he does. Half of them are fake bots to make it look like he has huge crowds on the internet.
Sean Spicer did his first press briefing in 2 weeks. He wasted 9 minutes recounting every single moment of the trip abroad, calling it “historical”. He wouldn’t answer any questions about the news that broke while he was gone. He got mad, walked off, the press corp booed, and one reporter yelled out, “Is Kushner fake news?”
At 12:06 a.m., Twitler tweeted, “Despite the constant negative press covfefe”. Twitter went wild. Someone bought the CA license plate, “COVFEFE”. Everybody’s favorite congressman, Ted Lieu, tweeted Yrsvjseubpihfcovswtvnjhgfefesxnklimnq. Others tweeted: “If Obama had done that, Fox News would have reported that he put a Muslim curse on white people,” “Ask your doctor if Covfefe is right for you,”and “#Seanspicer responds to Trump tweet: Yes #convfefe is a word…he is talking about the LHGBTRQ community. Do I need to spell it out for you?”#covfefe blew up the internet and made it into the urban dictionary before the White House found out about it and took it down.